ANSWERS FOR STUPID QUESTIONS

Answers for stupid questions:
1. Some1 cals u at 2 a.m in the
night and ask u "are u sleeping?"
Ans :no,I'm picking beans..
... 2. When its raining and som1
... notices u going out yet they ask;
are u going out in this rain??
Ans: no in the next one
3. You're making out with your
girlfriend then u start pulling her
pants den she asks; what are u
trying to do??
Ans: i want to wash them 4 u
4 They see u coming out of the
bathroom, wet; did u just have a
bath?
Ans: no, i fell into the toilet bowl
5. You standing right in frontof
the elevator on the ground floor
going 2ur office,yet they ask;
going up??
Ans: no, i'm waiting for my
office to come down and get me!
6. Your boyfriend comes home
with a bunch of flowers and u
still ask him; are those flowers?
Ans: no baby, they're carrots!
7. You're in the toilet nd u locked
the door,som1 knocks on the
door asking; is any1 there? Ans:
No! na shit lock the
door...mts cheew!!
8. You're in the queue at the
cinema to buy tickets, a frnd sees
u and asks; what are you doing
here?
Ans: i'm here to pay my school
fees!... Mumu
9. When pple see you lying down
with your eyes closed, they still
ask; are you sleeping??
Ans:No!
I'm practising to die!!