Monday, 21 July 2014

Second Wedding For 9-year-old Boy & His 61-year-old Wife

Tradition in an African region (South Africa) has compelled a 9-year-old boy to marry a 61-year-old woman old enough to be mother. See the annoying video of this old mama kissing her 9-year-old husband with her 66-year-old husband by her side. Video below...

Thursday, 17 July 2014

Trades And Wishes Could Be Unfavourable

A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed at home. He wanted her to see what he went through each day, so he prayed:  "Dear Lord, i go to work every day and put in 8 hours of hard work, while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please create a trade in our bodies". God, in His infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.

The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened his kids, set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to school, came home, picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners and stopped at the bank to draw money to pay the electricity and telephone bills.

He drove to the electricity company and the phone company and paid the bills, went grocery shopping, came home and put away the groceries. He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog. By then it was already 1:00 pm, so he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry, vacuum dust, sweep and mop the kitchen floor.

He rushed to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home which he had to sort out in a gentle 'motherly' fashion. He set out cookies and milk and got the kids organised to do their homework, then set up the ironing board and was able to watch a bit of TV while he did the ironing. By then it was 4:30pm, so he began peeling potatoes and washed greens for salads. He prepared the chops and fresh vegetables and got everything ready in time for an early dinner.

After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed.

At 9:00 pm he was exhausted and although his chores weren't finished for the day, he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed to get through without complaining. The next morning he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said; "Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day. Please, O please, let us trade back!"

The lord in his infinite wisdom, replied; "My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were. You'll just have to wait 9 months though, because you got pregnant last night!"

Learn your lessons, be contented with whatever you have and try not to be envious or make silly wishes...

Amma's diary would be coming up soon right here... The story of my adult life... #watchout#

Be Careful, A Kid Could Pick It Up

A woman was passing by and saw two kids blowing what seemed like a ballon from a distance but at a closer look, she discovered it was indeed a used condom. She got angry with the kids, collected and discarded the disgusting thing.

After spanking the kids, she then walked away. The older of the two in a bid to console the younger said; "Don't mind her, let her go with it after all we've drank all the milk."




It was about eight o’clock p.m when her son who was asthmatic developed some complications. He had to be rushed to the nearest hospital about 1km away or else it would be fatal. She called a neighbor who had a car but the neighbor said the car had no fuel;she called the pastor, who said he had visiting pastors from USA and could not leave them alone. She decided to carry the son to the hospital; she could not imagine loosing her only child with the same sickness that a few months earlier had killed the husband. She had a problem with her leg and could not move fast enough and the son was also heavy for her to move faster. 

Along the way she met people rushing home from work who just starred at her. She tried to beg them for help but they ignored her. She also tried to stop passing vehicles but they never responded. She fell many times but she had to keep moving. Then a man who was mad and used to roam the streets naked noticed her. He came running towards her and took the son from her. She could not talk but just pointed the direction of the hospital. The crazy naked man could understand perfectly well what she meant since he saw the desperate boy struggling for breath. 

He put him on the shoulder and told the woman “all will be well” as he ran towards the hospital. The doctors on seeing the crazy man knew something was really wrong and attended to the boy immediately. Ten minutes later the mother arrived and the doctor broke the news “if he was brought five minutes later than that he would have died” The mad man is long dead and the woman too died some years back but the boy now a man today owns one of the biggest private hospitals. The hospital offers free asthma treatments. 

God doesn’t have to use Bishops, Pastors, politicians and rich people with cars, to rescue or bless you. No matter what may come your way, no matter what you are going through, your life is in his hands and I know you will make it. For there’s a friend in God who will wipe away your tears.

Have a beautiful day ahead! *much love*