*LAUGHING*

A married man goes to confessional
and says to the priest, "Father, I had
an affair with a woman... almost."
"What do you mean almost?"
question the priest.
"Well, we got undressed and rubbed
together, but then I stopped."
"Rubbing together is the same as
putting it in," explains the priest.
"You're not to go near that woman
again. Now, say five Hail Mary's and
put $50 in the poor box."
The man leaves confessional, says his
prayers, and then walks over to the
poor box. He pauses for a moment
and then decides to leave.
The priest quickly runs over to the
man and exclaims, "I saw that... you
didn't put any money in the poor
box!"
"Well Father, I rubbed up against it
and, like you said, it's the same as
putting it in!"