FAKE FRIENDS V. REAL FRIENDS!!!

FAKE FRIENDS - Never ask for
food...
REAL FRIENDS - Are the reason
you have NO food
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents
Mr / Mrs
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents
DAD/MOM
FAKE FRIENDS - Never seen you
cry
... ... REAL FRIENDS - Cry withyou
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff
for afew days then give it back
REAL FRIENDS: keep your stuff
so longthey forget it's yours
FAKE FRIENDS - Know a few
things about you...
REAL FRIENDS - Could write a
book about you
FAKE FRIENDS - Would knock on
your front door...
REAL FRIENDS - Walk right in
and say"I'm home"
FAKE FRIENDS - Will help you up
whenyou fall over...
REAL FRIENDS - Will jump on top
of you and shout "pile on"
FAKE FRIENDS - Are around for
awhile...
REAL FRIENDS - Are for life
FAKE FRIENDS: say "love ya" in a
joking manner
REAL FRIENDS: say "I love you"
and they mean it
FAKE FRIENDS: will write a small
comment like " nice :p"
REAL FRIENDS: will write a very
big comment that you are going to
have headache..