Wednesday 30 May 2012

PRANKS!!PRANK LADY: good morning Dj RADIO STATION: Good morning,wat cn i do foru LADY: Please,I'll like to get two tickets for the Nama Awards show this weekend ... RADIO STATION: Well,you'll get the tickets for free only if you play a prank on someone on air&make them belive it. LADY: That's ok Radio station: Are you married? Do you have kids? LADY: Yes,i hv gt 1 RADIO STATION: Gud,you will call your husband&tell him he is not d father of ur son. LADY: Wow,that's a big one. RADIO STATION: Well it depends on how bad you want the tickets and anyway we will be live on air listening and step into tell him it's all prank. LADY: Ok,let's do this cause I really want d tickets. RADIO: Ok,where is he right now? LADY: He's at d office. His number is...(radio station calls the husband) LADY: Helo Love! HUSBAND: Hi Baby! LADY: How is work? HUSBAND: Gud,can't wait to get back home & make sweet luv 2u. LADY: Me too! But em...dia's something I need 2 tell you. HUSBAND: Ok I'm all ears dear! LADY: swt u kno dat i luv u isn't HUSBAND: Yes I do! LADY: And we promised 2 always be sincere 2 each oda? HUSBAND: Yes we did,u're startin 2 scare me dear,pls, wat is it? LADY: Something happened in my office Nine years ago. HUSBAND: what happened? LADY: The annual xmas party we had in d office 9yrs ago I got drunk&had sex wit a co- worker...em,u are not d father of our son, HUSBAND: What! Lady: I just felt u shld know HUSBAND: Are u crazy? LADY: I'm sori luv, 4give me, I jst needed 2 getit off my chest. HUSBAND: I can't believe dis. LADY: am sori luv,pls 4giv me. HUSBAND: You want 4givnes? Ok u av to 4giv dis,I have been sleepin with ur sista for d past5yrs. Even yestaday I went home at lunch and made passionate love to your sister. RADIO STATION: Oh God! LADY: What did u just say? HUSBAND: You heard me,we just confessed our sins to each other,Is there someone dia with you? RADIO STATION: Sir,dis is Power FM & u are onair.We asked ur wife to play a prank on u so uguys can get tickets to go watch the Nama live show dis weekend. HUSBAND: Oh shit!

PRANK
LADY: good morning Dj
RADIO STATION: Good morning,wat cn i do foru
LADY: Please,I'll like to get two tickets for the Nama Awards show this weekend
...
RADIO STATION: Well,you'll get the tickets for free only if you play a prank on someone on air&make them belive it.
LADY: That's ok
Radio station: Are you married? Do you have kids?
LADY: Yes,i hv gt 1
RADIO STATION: Gud,you will call your husband&tell him he is not d
father of ur son.
LADY: Wow,that's a big one.
RADIO STATION: Well it
depends on how bad you want the
tickets and anyway we will be live on air listening and step into tell him it's all prank.
LADY: Ok,let's do this cause I really want d tickets.
RADIO: Ok,where is he right now?
LADY: He's at d office. His number
is...(radio station calls the husband)
LADY: Helo Love!
HUSBAND: Hi Baby!
LADY: How is work?
HUSBAND: Gud,can't wait to get back home & make sweet luv 2u.
LADY: Me too! But em...dia's something I need 2 tell you.
HUSBAND: Ok I'm all ears dear!
LADY: swt u kno dat i luv u isn't
HUSBAND: Yes I do!
LADY: And we promised 2 always
be sincere 2 each oda?
HUSBAND: Yes we did,u're startin
2 scare me dear,pls, wat is it?
LADY: Something happened in my
office Nine years ago.
HUSBAND: what happened?
LADY: The annual xmas
party we had in d office 9yrs ago I
got drunk&had sex wit a co-
worker...em,u are not d father of
our son,
HUSBAND: What!
Lady: I just felt u shld know
HUSBAND: Are u crazy?
LADY: I'm sori luv, 4give me, I jst needed 2 getit off my chest.
HUSBAND: I can't believe dis.
LADY: am sori luv,pls 4giv me.
HUSBAND: You want 4givnes? Ok u av to 4giv dis,I have been sleepin with ur sista for d past5yrs. Even yestaday I went home at lunch and made passionate love to your sister.
RADIO STATION: Oh God!
LADY: What did u just say?
HUSBAND: You heard me,we just
confessed our sins to each
other,Is there someone dia with you?
RADIO STATION: Sir,dis is Power FM & u are onair.We asked ur wife to play a prank on u so uguys can get
tickets to go watch the Nama live
show dis weekend.
HUSBAND: Oh shit!

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