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Wednesday, 30 May 2012
PRANKS!!PRANK LADY: good morning Dj RADIO STATION: Good morning,wat cn i do foru LADY: Please,I'll like to get two tickets for the Nama Awards show this weekend ... RADIO STATION: Well,you'll get the tickets for free only if you play a prank on someone on air&make them belive it. LADY: That's ok Radio station: Are you married? Do you have kids? LADY: Yes,i hv gt 1 RADIO STATION: Gud,you will call your husband&tell him he is not d father of ur son. LADY: Wow,that's a big one. RADIO STATION: Well it depends on how bad you want the tickets and anyway we will be live on air listening and step into tell him it's all prank. LADY: Ok,let's do this cause I really want d tickets. RADIO: Ok,where is he right now? LADY: He's at d office. His number is...(radio station calls the husband) LADY: Helo Love! HUSBAND: Hi Baby! LADY: How is work? HUSBAND: Gud,can't wait to get back home & make sweet luv 2u. LADY: Me too! But em...dia's something I need 2 tell you. HUSBAND: Ok I'm all ears dear! LADY: swt u kno dat i luv u isn't HUSBAND: Yes I do! LADY: And we promised 2 always be sincere 2 each oda? HUSBAND: Yes we did,u're startin 2 scare me dear,pls, wat is it? LADY: Something happened in my office Nine years ago. HUSBAND: what happened? LADY: The annual xmas party we had in d office 9yrs ago I got drunk&had sex wit a co- worker...em,u are not d father of our son, HUSBAND: What! Lady: I just felt u shld know HUSBAND: Are u crazy? LADY: I'm sori luv, 4give me, I jst needed 2 getit off my chest. HUSBAND: I can't believe dis. LADY: am sori luv,pls 4giv me. HUSBAND: You want 4givnes? Ok u av to 4giv dis,I have been sleepin with ur sista for d past5yrs. Even yestaday I went home at lunch and made passionate love to your sister. RADIO STATION: Oh God! LADY: What did u just say? HUSBAND: You heard me,we just confessed our sins to each other,Is there someone dia with you? RADIO STATION: Sir,dis is Power FM & u are onair.We asked ur wife to play a prank on u so uguys can get tickets to go watch the Nama live show dis weekend. HUSBAND: Oh shit!
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