Wednesday, 30 May 2012

MIND UR LANGUAGE!!

There were these 4 guys, a Russian, a German, an
American and a French, who found this small genie
bottle.
When they rubbed the bottle, a genie appears.
Thankful that the 4 guys had released him outof the bottle, he said, "Next to you all are 4 swimming
pools, I will give each of you a wish. When you run
towards the pool and jump, you must shout what
you want the pool of water to become, and then
your wish will
come true." The French wanted to start. He ran towards the pool,
jumped and shouted "Wine".
The pool immediately changed into a pool of wine.
The Frenchman was so happy swimming and
drinking from the pool.
Next is the Russian's turn, he did the same and shouted, "Vodka" and immersed himself
into a pool of vodka.
The German was next and he jumped and shouted,
"Beer". He was so contented with his beer pool.
The last is the American. He was running towards the
pool when suddenly he steps on a banana peel. He slipped towards the pool and shouted,
"Shit!!!!!!!... . .."

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