Wednesday 30 May 2012

MARRIAGE TYPE!!

Three couples marry and
stay at the same hotel for their
honeymoons, where they are taken care
of by Prof the bellboy.
The first man married a nurse.Prof thinks to
himself, "Nurses are known to be hot."
The second man married a telephone operator.
Prof thinks to himself, "Telephone operators have
sexy voices."
The third man married a school teacher. Prof
thinks to himself, "Poor guy, teachers are frigid."
The next morning, Prof reports to work and gets
a room service call from the nurse's husband. He
sourly says, "Don't ever marry a nurse. All I heard
last night was 'You're not sanitary, you're not
sanitary.'"
Then, the telephone operator's husband calls and
sourly says, "Don't ever marry a telephone
operator. All I heard last night was 'Your three
minutes are up, your three minutes are up.'"
Later that afternoon, the teacher's husband calls
and happily says, "When you marry, be sure to
marry a school teacher. All I heard last night was
'We are going to do this over and over until we
get it right.'"

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