Who Rocked The Jesus Neck Piece Better? CAN's Ayo Oritsejafor Or Dbanj?

President of the Christian Association of Nigeria; Pastor Ayo Joseph Oritsejafor and our very own "Koko master"; who rocked that

Well when our religious leaders begin to also do "Hiphopish" things we can only siddon look..

Anyone think the CAN leader is wrong for rocking such outlandish piece??

What Kind Of Mother And Child Does This?

Looking with a parental care eye, you might not understand this pix. Look closely!Everything is definitely wrong with this picture. The part of the write-up that got me thinking is; "teaching me how to be a man". She is indeed teaching him how to be man!

Does anyone see anything wrong in this picture? or is it just me? Smh

Governor Rotimi Amaechi's Surulere Picture

Before

After

Can you believe that the picture on the left is that of Governor Rotimi Amaechi? Money is good walahi! It can make a dry bone rise again. Choi..

Kim Kardashian Adds "West" To Her Official Signature

She has been married thrice and never kept any of their names but her marriage to Kanye made the difference. She did not only steal his last name which she added to her social media accounts, she also adds it to her official signature! Sharing the picture above, she had the caption:

"We were in Prague and we signed plates for the restaurant. This is the 1st time I signed West!! Xo ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

No woman must put asunder o!

Mercy Aigbe Looking Georgeous On A White Ripped Jean

You like? I love!

Meet The 31-Year-Old Guy Who Loves Older Women & Takes His 91-Year-Old Girlfriend Home To Meet His Family! (Video)

Watching the video beneath of this 31-year-old boy and his 91-year-old girlfriend kissing and making out all around is quite not impressive! I could barely see the video till the end.

Kyle Jones, a 31-year-old boy who has never dated a woman his age is obsessed with older women (he says he likes their necklines and wrinkles) that he currently has five relationships with 91-year-old great-grandmother; Marjorie McCool (seen with him above), 67-year-old Anna Reimol (whose picture you would see below) and another three older women. Little wonder, they are all aware of each other.

Kyle who is from Augusta, Georgia has been in a relationship with his 91-year-old lover for the last five years and even took her home to meet with his 50-year-old mother. (picture below). Kyle is said to have dated numerous pensioners at the same time and always take them home to meet with his mum.

Hilarious Video: This Would Make You Roll

This is a hilarious video of a three-year-old boy who calls his mum by her name; Linda and the video is an argumentative one on cupcakes.

This little man would make a good lawyer. Lol

My Son Is A Thief, Angry Dad Tells Judge

According to PM News, it was heard in a magistrate's court sitting in Ejibo, Lagos State were an angry father; Mike Udoma who has been frustrated by his son's stealing habit informed the Magistrate that his son was a thief and therefore, pleaded with the court to jail his son; Macaulay Udoma according to law.

The embittered father further told the court that his son had been a terror in their family and always stole any money he sees in the house irrespective of where it is hidden! He also added that he wants his son to be jailed so that his family can once again have peace as they have been going through trauma over the years as a result of Macaulay's theft habit. He said:

" “I have been wondering how he locates where there is money in the family house. No matter where you hide money, he will locate and steal it,”

Macaulay's arrest was ordered by his father when he burgled into his office at 7 Ona-Aro Street, Idimu, Lagos and stole his different bank cheque booklets. He was arrested by the police at Idimu Division and was charged to court where he is facing a five-count charge of stealing under the Criminal Code, Laws of Lagos State.

Macaulay who is a 24-year-old Nigerian citizen was arraigned before the court and he pleaded not guilty to the charge. He was remanded in prison custody at Kirikiri. 

According to his father, Macaulay chose to be a commercial driver over education while other of his siblings are presently pursuing their education.

Be Wise: Implants Gone Sour

 

This has been a disturbing issue for most ladies who want to get the asset of big butts! Now tell me, why do ladies do this? Well, let me save myself the stress of a long write up of an epistle of Paul to the Corinthians because a word is enough for the wise. The object of this message is to enocurage so many women who feel uncomfortable with the sizes of their endowments and discourage those intending to go for an implant (breast, buttock, etc.) People even do finger nail implant now. lol. This is not for humour because i bet you will weep when you see the many pictures i brought together of Implants that were unsuccessful!

 

Eww!!! See many more pictures after the cut... (Viewers discretion is advised o!)

200 Killed In Boko Haram (Dressed In Military Uniforms) Attack In 4 Villages in Borno

 

Borno State of Nigeria has become the most attacked state recently. The Boko-Haram insurgents who invaded four villages; Goshe, Attagara, Agapalawa and Aganjara in Gwoza LGA of Borno State were said to have dressed in military uniforms, pretending to be soldiers and leaving no fewer than 200 people killed!

It was actually a double day attack which occurred on Sunday and Monday respectively. After the shooting of nine worshippers in a church in Attagara Village during a church service last Sunday, information dribbled around the neighbourhood that the insurgents might attack again so the villagers informed the military personnel in Gwoza town but were not taken seriously, even though the soldiers promised to follow up on the report. A resident of Gwoza; Ngalamuda Ibrahim said:

“When the attackers came, most residents of the community actually thought they were military personnel. It didn’t occur to them they are Boko Haram. Over 200 corpses are laying in the villages now yet to be buried,” 

Another resident of Attagara who lost four of his younger brothers during the Monday carnage said:

“They came in military Hilux; and we all thought they were the soldiers that we earlier reported that the insurgents might attack us.”

“When they came in over 10 Hilux vehicles, we all felt relieved that at last the military had arrived, so we went to them and they told us that ‘we are soldiers and we are here to protect you all.’

“They then urged all of us to converge at a particular spot at the centre of the village; we all complied; but when they saw that a sizeable number of us had converged, they began to shout ‘Allahu-Akbar, Allahu-Akbar’ on top of their voices, then they began to fire at the people continuously for a very long time until all that gathered were all dead”, 

“I lost four of my blood brothers in the massacre”,  

“I was lucky to escape because I was not very close by when the gunmen started shooting at our people, I was going round to inform people that the soldiers had come and they wanted to address us; I managed to escape through villages in Adamawa State and later made it to Maiduguri.”

Fashion Gone Crazy For Rihanna. Rihanna Goes Naked For ACFDA Award

I don't see this as fashion anyways! That was what Riri wore to the Annual Council of Fashion Designers of America Awards yesterday where she was honoured with Fashion Icon Award. You like?

 

Many more photos after the cut...

Teebillz Appreciates His Wife, Tiwa Savage. See His Message To Her

 

Tiwa looks so homely in this picture. I understand this feeling Tee. Lol #niceone

Passenger Caught With 66 birds Sewn To His Trouser, Close To His Genital

A reader of this blog sent me a mail and said i construct my grammar like a lawyer. Lol. So in plain grammar; Pictured above is a photo evidence of a man who sewed dozens (66) of rare species of frightening birds inside his trouser. Some of the birds were sewn with their beaks sealed so as to prevent them from singing aloud. He was said to be boarding a US plane at Ignacio Agramonte International Airport, Cuba when a custom officer noticed the unusual and suspicious body language of this man and the bulge of his trouser.

Meanwhile, report has it that the lucky man almost scaled through that plane when the metal detector didn't pick up any signal of the contraband.  However, while he was questioned and taken to a private room for thorough body search, he said; " What I have here is a pigeon that is a gift for my grandson" 

 

Further investigation revealed that he probably was exporting those birds to sell them as they are said to worth many thousands of pounds.

 

This is so crazy!

English Premier League Footballer, Emmanuel Adebayor Shows Off His King-Sized Mansion

I want!!! #screaming

Photos Of Genevieve Nnaji At The African Business Conference

Picture above and more beneath reveals our beautiful actress, Genevieve Nnaji while at the African Business Conference today which took place at the Lagos Business School. 

 

Genevieve who was one of the Panel speakers on the Media & Entertainment panel can be seen above with Chocolate City boss, Audu Maikori. More pictures...

Mavin Record Crew In Sleep Selfie

The Mavin Record crew of Tiwa Savage, Don Jazzy and Dr Sid take a sleep selfie which idea was initiated by #Doro Don! I bet they all look great even asleep. 

I will post my own version of  "sleep selfie" next week. Watch out for part 2. lol

Boko Haram Kidnaps Two Prominent Emirs

Two traditional rulers (The Emir of Uba, Ismaila Mamza and the Emir of Gwoza, Idrisa Timta)  in Borno State who were elevated to First Class traditional rulers in January have been kidnapped by members of the insurgent group, Boko-Haram.

It was learnt that the said kidnap occurred in the early hours of today at about 10:00am near Shaffa while they were travelling to Gombe to attend the funeral of the Emir of Gombe, Shehu Abubakar, who died on Tuesday evening at the Royal Marsden Hospital, London, where he was undergoing treatment for cancer.

God save them from the hands of the BH sect.

Source: Premiumtimes

Sudanese Woman Who Was Sentenced To Death For Being A Christian GIves Birth In Prison

27-year-old Meriam Ibrahim who was sentenced to death for converting to a christian gives birth in prison after eight months of being in prison with her son who was denied access of seeing his father.

Meriam who recently gave birth to a baby girl whom she named Maya had her legs chained as she gave birth in prison. She awaits execution which had being programmed to happen after delivery.

Despite the international outrage of the harsh barbaric law of the Sudanese government, Meriam who had 100 lashes awaiting her is due to get her punishment in 2 weeks time except she wins her appeal. Many would have backed off and denounced their faith but Meriam has refused same, sticking to Christianity. God help her.

Meriam's husband, Daniel with their first son

Ex-Oyo Governor, Rasheed Ladoja, Loses Son In Auto Crash

Former Governor of Oyo state, Governor Rashidi Ladoja lost his son, Adebola Ladoja in a ghastly motor accident which occurred yesterday (May 29, 2014) at about 3:30pm on the Eko Bridge, Lagos. 

He was driving towards the Lagos Island in a Volkswagen Golf saloon car with Lagos registration number- AKD 107 CJ when a DAF truck driven by one Osaghai Justice Eko, lost control, hit the median in the middle of the road and crushed Adebola’s vehicle. Adebola was said to have died at the spot and his corpse was taken to the Lagos Island General Hospital mortuary for autopsy while the truck driver was arrested.

According to an eyewitness; “It took several hours before those who came to the rescue of the victim to break into the vehicle. He was trapped behind the wheel with blood gushing out of his head,”

Confirming the incident, the Lagos state PPRO, Ngozi Braide, said that the victim died on the spot, while his remains had been taken to the Lagos Island General Hospital for autopsy. She added that the police has already commenced investigation into the incident. 

May his soul rest in peace. Amen!

President Goodluck Jonathan Test Runs The First Made-In-Nigeria SUV

 

 

Happy Democracy day in arrears *i am so shy to say this late* *lol*. Well, as part of activities marking Nigeria's democracy day of May 29, 2014, President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan made a test run on the first made-in-Nigeria SUV by Nissan. See more photos after the cut...

Where Is Rev. Anita Oyakhilome?

 

Concerned members of the Believer's Love World (aka Christ Embassy) have expressed their anxiousness since they last saw Rev. Anita Oyakhilome since November 2013. Her absence has begun to draw concern for the BLW congregation who took to Facebook to create a page titled; "where is Rev. Anita Oyakhilome?". They have not got any explanation with respect to her absence and demand to know where their female pastor is!

 

So i join them to say; Where is Rev. Anita Oyakhilome? I always love to read her column in the Rhapsody of Reality! See pictures of posts from the "where is Rev. Anita Oyakhilome" Facebook page...

Would You Rock This Shoe?

As for me, i would jump over! Fashion is getting crazier by the day. #nicetho

Wife Of National Conference Chairman Dies At 70

Former Chief Justice of Nigeria (CJN) and chairman of the ongoing CONFAB, Justice Idris Kutigi lost his wife, Mariam Kutigi in the early hours of today. She died at 2:00am in the National Hospital, Abuja and until her death, was aged 70.

Maryam Kutigi's death was announced at the CONFAB this morning by the  Deputy Chairman, Bolaji Akinyemi. Prayer of the dead was held at 10:00am at her husband's (Justice Kutigi) residence in Asokoro. She was buried at the Gudu Muslim Cemetery at 11:00am today according to the muslim rites.

Further to the death of Maryam Kutigi, the conference session has been adjourned till 9:00am, Monday, June 2. May her soul rest in peace...amen.

Alleged Female Kidnapper Stripped Naked And Paraded In Ogun State

He who is without sin should be the first to cast the stone. Jungle justice has become the order of the day in this country and it is high-time the government do something about it! the young lady pictured above is a suspected kidnapper who was caught while trying to kidnap a child who was left alone at home.

This incident which occurred in Odi-Olowo street, Ijebu-Ode, Ogun state is not even the tenth (10th) we would be hearing of in the past few months. It was said that while the woman was trying to kidnap the home-alone kid, a witness made an alert and made the angry mob strip her naked, beat her terribly and as if that was not enough, she was paraded naked for over two hours.

Luck was on her side when the police got an alert of this and rescued her. This is a sad incident and Nigerians are yet to learn from the ALUU 4 incident. So sad! See another photo after the cut...

Former World's Heaviest Man Dies After Years Of Being Confined To A Bed

Until his death, he was a 48-year-old man who could not walk independently as a result of his overweight and resorted to lying on his bed for years.

Pictured above is Manuel Uribe who broke a record of overweight and had it certified in the Guinness Book of Records in 2006 with weight of 1,230 pounds. Manuel who was said to have left his home only once (during is wedding ceremony in 2008) wedded two years after his recognition with the world's record and according to reports,  he was taken to the hospital with a crane by emergency and civil defense workers because of an abnormal heartbeat. #speechless!#

More photos after the cut...

Meet the World's Strongest Brothers of 7 & 9

Giuliano and Claudiu

These kids look stronger than some adults and all thanks to their father. Nine-year-old Giuliano Stroe and his younger brother of seven-years, Claudiu are made to go through two-hour body works and weigh lifting every morning by their 35-year-old father, Iulian Stroe. 

Don't be surprised at their six packs because they have been weigh lifting since they were toddlers  and nine-year-old Giuliano has already broken two world records for 90-degree vertical pushups and holding on to a pole like a human flag respectively.

I doubt if these kids would grow as normal kids. They might have stunted growth or might not. *idunno

More photos of these fierce looking children after the cut...

Ex VP Atiku And Daughter Attend Jacob Zuma's Inauguration In South Africa

Atiku Abubakar and daughter

At the Inauguration ceremony of South African President, Jacob Zuma's Inauguration were so many leaders from across the globe and also seen were some Nigerian leaders such as Tinubu, Ribadu and Ex Nigerian Vice President, Atiku Abubakar who attended the ceremony with his beautiful daughter (pictured above).

More Photos after the cut...

Actress Mosun Filani Welcomes Second Child

Congratulation to actress Mosun Filani and her husband, Kayode Oduoye on their bundle of joy! It is a boy this time. 

Actress Toyin Aimakhu Johnson Flaunts Her Baby Bump

Actress Toyin has joined the league of pregnant actresses such as Uche Jumbo, Mercy Johnson and etc. Good news for the movie industry! Another photo after the cut...

Adaeze And Joseph Yobo Step Out In Matching Versace Footwear

They've gat swags! Cute couple. See another picture below.