Monday, 21 July 2014

Second Wedding For 9-year-old Boy & His 61-year-old Wife


Tradition in an African region (South Africa) has compelled a 9-year-old boy to marry a 61-year-old woman old enough to be mother. See the annoying video of this old mama kissing her 9-year-old husband with her 66-year-old husband by her side. Video below...

Thursday, 17 July 2014

Trades And Wishes Could Be Unfavourable

 
A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed at home. He wanted her to see what he went through each day, so he prayed:  "Dear Lord, i go to work every day and put in 8 hours of hard work, while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please create a trade in our bodies". God, in His infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.

The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened his kids, set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to school, came home, picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners and stopped at the bank to draw money to pay the electricity and telephone bills.

He drove to the electricity company and the phone company and paid the bills, went grocery shopping, came home and put away the groceries. He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog. By then it was already 1:00 pm, so he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry, vacuum dust, sweep and mop the kitchen floor.

He rushed to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home which he had to sort out in a gentle 'motherly' fashion. He set out cookies and milk and got the kids organised to do their homework, then set up the ironing board and was able to watch a bit of TV while he did the ironing. By then it was 4:30pm, so he began peeling potatoes and washed greens for salads. He prepared the chops and fresh vegetables and got everything ready in time for an early dinner.

After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed.

At 9:00 pm he was exhausted and although his chores weren't finished for the day, he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed to get through without complaining. The next morning he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said; "Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day. Please, O please, let us trade back!"

The lord in his infinite wisdom, replied; "My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were. You'll just have to wait 9 months though, because you got pregnant last night!"

Learn your lessons, be contented with whatever you have and try not to be envious or make silly wishes...

Amma's diary would be coming up soon right here... The story of my adult life... #watchout#

Be Careful, A Kid Could Pick It Up

 
A woman was passing by and saw two kids blowing what seemed like a ballon from a distance but at a closer look, she discovered it was indeed a used condom. She got angry with the kids, collected and discarded the disgusting thing.

After spanking the kids, she then walked away. The older of the two in a bid to console the younger said; "Don't mind her, let her go with it after all we've drank all the milk."

Caution...

HELP FROM THE UNEXPECTED!!

 

It was about eight o’clock p.m when her son who was asthmatic developed some complications. He had to be rushed to the nearest hospital about 1km away or else it would be fatal. She called a neighbor who had a car but the neighbor said the car had no fuel;she called the pastor, who said he had visiting pastors from USA and could not leave them alone. She decided to carry the son to the hospital; she could not imagine loosing her only child with the same sickness that a few months earlier had killed the husband. She had a problem with her leg and could not move fast enough and the son was also heavy for her to move faster. 

Along the way she met people rushing home from work who just starred at her. She tried to beg them for help but they ignored her. She also tried to stop passing vehicles but they never responded. She fell many times but she had to keep moving. Then a man who was mad and used to roam the streets naked noticed her. He came running towards her and took the son from her. She could not talk but just pointed the direction of the hospital. The crazy naked man could understand perfectly well what she meant since he saw the desperate boy struggling for breath. 

He put him on the shoulder and told the woman “all will be well” as he ran towards the hospital. The doctors on seeing the crazy man knew something was really wrong and attended to the boy immediately. Ten minutes later the mother arrived and the doctor broke the news “if he was brought five minutes later than that he would have died” The mad man is long dead and the woman too died some years back but the boy now a man today owns one of the biggest private hospitals. The hospital offers free asthma treatments. 

God doesn’t have to use Bishops, Pastors, politicians and rich people with cars, to rescue or bless you. No matter what may come your way, no matter what you are going through, your life is in his hands and I know you will make it. For there’s a friend in God who will wipe away your tears.

Have a beautiful day ahead! *much love*

Monday, 30 June 2014

The Queen Of England Has Worn This Shoe For 50 Years And Still Counting

88-years-old Queen of England, Queen Elizabeth II still rocks her classic black shoe which she purchased for £1,000 (approximately) when she was about 38-year-old. Wearing the same shoe over and over for years would definitely not favour the heels so all she does is re-heel the sole/heel whenever it wears out. *i can imagine*.

According to reports, she initially started out with a brown pair in 1969,but switched to black and hasn't worn any other shoe since then. See more photos of the shoe at occasions attended by the Queen...

Friday, 27 June 2014

8-Months Old Pregnant US Olympian; Alysia Montano Runs 800M Race

 28-year old US Olympian, Alysia Montano who is 34 weeks pregnant( 8 1/2 months pregnant) surprises all as she participates in the 800 Meter race of yesterday at the Hornet Stadium in Sacramento, California. She received a standing ovation from the spectators after she completed the race in 2 minutes, 32.13 seconds. Omo dada!!
 
Did i hear you scream? well, her doctor gave her the go-ahead as it is medically believed not to be harmful to the foetus. Alysia says:
 
"I've been running throughout my pregnancy and I felt really, really good during the whole process."
"'That took away any fear of what the outside world might think about a woman running during her pregnancy."
"What I found out mostly was that exercising during pregnancy is actually much better for the mom and the baby...I did all the things I normally do...I just happened to be pregnant. This is my normal this year" 
 
More photos of the athlete after the cut...

Friday, 20 June 2014

David Zinyama Is Such A Nasty Photo Editing Guru. LMAO!!!



David Zinyama is such a nasty photographer who can edit any kind of picture (gobe!!), put himself in place of any male spouse and this is perfectly done. David who is a Manchester based photographer who has been messing around with photos of Michelle Obama (replacing Obama with himself), Beyonce (replacing Jay Z with himself) and even Kim Kardashian (wedding photos and family photos, replacing Kanye with himself) and this looks so so real!

See the photos for yourself and rate this guy. 10/10 for me. lol









Mario Balotelli Wants A Kiss From The Queen Of England If Italy Beats Costa Rica


Italian striker, Mario Balotelli has made out his intention known to all who care to listen. His tweet  above says it all that if Italy beats Cost Rica in their next game; "i want a kiss, obviously on the cheek, from the UK Queen". lol. My brother, you go wait forever!

This request though!Well, today is their game against Costa Rica. 5pm Nigeria time! Let's see how it goes!!

Thursday, 19 June 2014

Lupita Nyong'o Covers July Edition Of Vogue Magazine


 
Wow. My girl is super favoured!! Just in one year and she has so much recognition from across the globe. The Oscar winning award diva covers July edition of Vogue Magazine and i tell you it is an achievement many will die for. It is really an incredible breakout year for her!
 
More photos from the magazine after the cut...

Kefee's Body Yet To Arrive Nigeria

Unconfirmed reports had it that the remains of Kefee who died June 13 of lungs failure had arrived Nigeria. Well, i was guilty of that too though i stated categorically that it was an unconfirmed report which was culled from The Net.

However, Kefee's husband, Terry Don Momoh revealed through Kefee's publicist that her body is still in the mortuary in Las Vegas and not yet arrived Nigeria just as he says it is a tedious process; not easy at all!



May her soul continue to rest.

Wednesday, 18 June 2014

Mercy Aigbe Celebrates Son's 4th Birthday

Actress Mercy Aigbe marks her son's 4th birthday in school with his friends. Juwon looks just like his mummy! #strikingresemblance.


More photos when you continue...

Keyamo & 22 Others Shortlisted For SAN Award

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Contained in the statement released yesterday by the Registrar of the Supreme Court and Secretary to the LPPC, Mr. Sunday Olarundahunsi were the names of shortlisted candidates for the upcoming SAN (Senior Advocate of Nigeria) Awards. Popular Lagos lawyer, Mr. Festus Keyamo and 22 others were selected for a preparatory interview in respect of the award.

The preparatory interview is scheduled for July 8 and 9, 2014 and the LLPC has made it open for all and sundry (general public) to comment on the integrity, reputation and competence of the applicant on or before July 7, 2014;
“This serves to notify the general public that the under listed applicants have been found worthy to attend the interview preparatory to the award of the rank of Senior Advocate of Nigeria, 2014, ”

“The interview dates shall be on the 8th and 9th July, 2014. The general public is at liberty to comment on the integrity, reputation and competence of any of the applicants. Such comments if any shall reach the undersigned on or before 7th of July, 2014.”

Below are the names of the shortlisted candidates for the SAN award:
 
 
 


1.  Festus Keyamo
2.  Gerald- Godwin Ezeuko (Jnr)
3.  Samuel Zibiri
4.  Dr. Joshua Olukayode Olatoke
5.  Dr. Adewale Adedamola Olawoyin
6.  Olusola Olaseni Idowu
7.  Chukwudi Obieze
8.  Kevin Chukwudi Nwufo
9.  Chief Wale Taiwo
10. Dr. Theophilus Akinpelu Onigbinde
11. Teslim Busari.
12. Olatunde Oluranti Adejuyigbe
13. Richard Ayodele Akintunde
14. Sylvanus Ogwemoh
15. Adewale Adesokan
16. Tawo Tawo
17. Andrew Igbokwe
18. Chike Onyemenam
19. Fredson Chijioke Okoli
20. Dr. Amuda-Kannike Abiodun
21. Oluwakemi Balogun
22. Ahamefula Ikechukwu Ejelam
23. Hakeem Afolabi Olatunde.

Also contained in the released statement by the LPPC is a threat to withdraw the SAN rank of a lawyer, Mr. Jadegoke Badejo, if he does not desist from engaging in “professional misconduct”. 

The committee said upon investigating a petition against Badejo, it decided to warn him against unprofessional practices.

Kefee’s Body Arrives Nigeria For Burial. Memorial Service Holds Tomorrow

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An unconfirmed report has it that the remains of gospel singer, Kefee who died of lungs failure in a US hospital had arrived Nigeria for burial ceremony which is reported to take place later this month.

Her body which arrived into the country yesterday at about 4:00pm via a Delta Airline was received by her family members at the Murtala Muhammed Airport, Lagos.

A memorial service in honour of late singer, Obareki Irikefe Evelyn Don Momoh, popularly known as Kefee is scheduled to take place tomorrow, Thursday, June 19, by 6 pm, in Los Angeles.

May her soul rest in peace.

Culled from The Net.

Tuesday, 17 June 2014

2Baba Don Vex


It is one thing to recognise 2Baba as a father of all nations, it is another to always mention him whenever matters arise. See provocation! "No be prick we come measure 4 here o! So no dey involve me 4 that kd talk abeg". Lol

When Selfies Go Wrong

 
Selfie gone bad! Can you spot it? Lol. See another hilarious photo of a selfie below...

APC Customised Shoe


This is a customised shoe for the All Progressives Congress (APC). Grab your copy now!!! lol. See another photo below.

Eniola Badmus Flaunts Perfume Collection


All these show off sometimes doesn't really make sense to me. Nice one though.


Beverly Osu Covers House Of Maliq Exclusive June Edition On Blond Hair

Hey Bev, you look great on that cover! Sexy and "blondish". Nice try girl! See more pages after the cut...

His Royal Hotness Flavour Flaunts His Bang Body!

This guy's physique is not of this world o. No wonder the likes of Dillish want to die there! Oops! I see your butt man! lol

Monday, 16 June 2014

Peter Okoye & Son Go Skating

Peter Okoye gets same skate footwear for himself and son; Cameron and they both go skating. Who is teaching who? Well, from the positioning above, i think his son is the coach. Lol. See more photos after the cut...

Deeper Life’s Pastor Kumuyi Features In N270 Million Gospel Movie


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There is a gospel movie titled; Snare and guess what? Founder and General Superintendent of the Deeper Life Bible Church, Pastor Kumuyi was featured in it as a preacher.

The movie which is said to be of value worth £1 million (N270 million) also featured some local and international actors such as Branston Cosby, Steven Baldwin and Phil Tan Carl Cameron. 

The movie is in honour of late Hubert Adedeji Ogunde, a Nigerian Actor, playwright, Theatre Manager and musician who died 24 years ago.

Culled from DailyPost

Late Prof Dora Akunyili To Be Buried August 28th - Family

The remains of former Minister of Information and Communications, Prof Dora Nkem Akunyili who died of in an Indian hospital on June 7, 2014 has been brought back to Nigeria and her burial has been scheduled for August 28, 2014.

This burial announcement was made by her husband, Dr. Chike Akunyili in Awka, Anambra State yesterday.

Dr. Chike Akunyili further advised that anyone who has a tribute or testimonial in honour of Dora should do so by sending same via e-mail to amazon4life@doraakunyilionline.org, amazon4laif@yahoo.com or amazon4laif@gmail.com.

Also, those who wish to make any form of enquiry regarding Dora's funeral can kindly contact these numbers: 08181333222, 08103198444 or 08098020976.

May her soul rest in peace.

See What Kendall Jenner Wore To The MMVA Show

Pictured above is Kendall Jenner (18) together with her younger sister, Kylie Jenner (16) at the red carpet event of the Much Music Video Awards (MMVA) which held yesterday in Toronto, Canada.
 
Rocking this dress with a slit up to the pelvic bone region, i guess that takes a lot of courage!  More photos after the cut...

Kim & Kanye Mark Daughter's First Birthday In Style

First and only child of Kim and Kanye; Baby North West turned one yesterday and her parents celebrate same by taking her to a Children's Museum Of Manhattan rather than the usual kiddies party. Celebrating father's day for her husband and birthday for her baby, here is what Kim has to say:
 
 "This is what life is about! Our baby girl turned 1 today! We played so hard they passed out while we were watching the game! Happy Father's Day to the best daddy in the world! The way you love our daughter and protect her makes me filled with so much love! #BestDayEver #Twins #HappyFathersDay #HappyBirthday"
 
Many more adorable photos after the cut...

Saturday, 14 June 2014

How Emir Sanusi Bowed to President Goodluck Jonathan

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It has been reported and also gone viral that the new Emir of Kano, Mallam Sanusi Lamido Sanusi has made entry into his palace; Emir Palace in Kano (5 days after he was turbaned) to ascend the throne and has left the Government House where he was reportedly hiding. What we might not know is the magic of freedom between President Jonathan and Sanusi Lamido Sanusi.

According to The Herald, the Emir of Kano, Mallam Lamido Sanusi reportedly swallowed his pride and begged President Goodluck Jonathan to enable him leave the government house and ascend the throne at the Emir’s palace.

Sanusi had been shacked up in a room at the Kano State Government House whilst police barricaded the Emir’s palace shortly after his appointment as Emir last weekend.

The official reason the police were stationed there was to prevent irate youth and looters from having access to the palace, since the news of Sanusi’s selection by Governor Rabiu Kwankwaso caused a lot of disaffection in the state.

However unofficially it was rumoured that President Jonathan sought to have Lamido Sanusi arrested due to alleged overwhelming evidence of fraud and other sharp practices against him during his tenure as Governor of the Central Bank of Nigeria.

Popular and reliable news source say it was the strength of the case against him that made the new Emir bow to President Goodluck Jonathan, and beg for forgiveness. Reportedly a source said, “Sanusi told the President he was sorry for anything he might have done wrong in the past and asked the President to consider him henceforth as a friend.”

Powerful intermediaries had lobbied on his behalf before the President even agreed to speak with him, Minister of Defence, Aliyu Gusau pleaded on his behalf.
As at yesterday, the latest report was that the police had been withdrawn from the palace and the new Emir allowed to move in.

See photos of SLS's entry after the court... (Photo credit goes to Sahara Reporters)

“My Husband Turned Me Into An Unused Spare Tyre” – Sexually Starved Woman Laments In Court

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A Customary Court sitting in the Mapo area of Ibadan dissolved an 8-year-old marriage. The dissolution of the marriage which produced two children was on the grounds of sex starvation where it was heard in Court by one Mrs. Nike Omodiminiyi who said that her husband, David only spent time making love with his first wife and gave her no attention.

While trying to persuade her back to her marriage, Nike who told the court that her husband David turned her to an "unused spare tyre" in their matrimonial home further said:
“He already had a wife before he married me and he’s regularly satisfying her sexually." 
“I can’t endure the loneliness and sexual starvation any longer.“He doesn’t need me; he’s just wasting my time and life”
“Even though I have two children for him, I’ve made up my mind to leave him and move on with my life,”
However, her husband David while responding, denied abandoning her;“I have done all I could to satisfy and pacify her, but she has remained adamant,”

According the court president, Mr. Henry Agbaje, who said he had not option than to end their marriage due to the couple's irreconcilable differences:
"All attempts to pacify Nike not to quit the marriage have failed"
“I hereby put an end to the union between both of you “David shall pay a monthly feeding allowance of N5, 000 for the upkeep of the two children,’’

Meet The Child Goddess"Kumari" Whose Feet Must Not Touch The Ground Until Puberty


Pictured above is the new Virgin Goddess of Nepal (a land of mysticism) whose legs will never touch the ground till she begins to menstruate.She will be worshipped as a deity by thousands of adoring Hindus and Buddhists in Nepal and will never be thought how to walk till puberty.

Previously, a Kumari Devi also known as Virgin Goddess  used to be chosen/appointed by the high priests based on their physical characteristics of a slender neck like a conch shell, their gentle eyes like a cow and other special traits but the selection process has changed as every prospective Kumari must go through over 30 unusual tests to prove acceptance by the gods.

In one test, she is placed in a darkened room with severed animal heads and hideously masked dancing men, while her reaction is observed. In another test, she must correctly identify the items worn by her predecessor (similar to the ritual used in Tibet to choose a new Dalai Lama).
 Photo: Sebastien Panouille
Once a Kumari is selected, she moves out of her home and into the Kumari Bahal, along with her family. Here, she is treated like royalty – she is carefully protected, appearing in public only if an occasion demands it. For these public appearances, she is seated on a traditional throne, as visitors come to pay their respects. Her feet aren’t allowed to touch the ground; she is carried around on chariots or in her caretakers’ arms at all times.

A Kumari has an entirely different lifestyle from that of normal children. She doesn’t attend school, and doesn’t learn to walk until she reaches puberty. Once she begins to menstruate, she goes through a special 12-day ‘Gufa’ ritual, marking the end of her life as a little goddess.

Why Sell Your Right Over Few Spoons Of Rice? See What Omotola Has To Say

Do not complain of poor governance after selling your right over few spoons of rice! Political parties; APC and PDP have been dishing out cooked and uncooked rice to citizens just to get their votes and you tell me that is not bribery? Well i blame those who have allowed poverty to becloud their sense of fairness and reasoning. See photos of small bags of rice from APC and PDP members seeking votes...

Friday, 13 June 2014

Kefee Died Of Lungs Failure And Not Pre-Eclampsia

 
Contrary to the pre-eclampsia report of the death of gospel singer, Kefee, an official statement has been released by the UK publicist of the deceased who says she died of lungs failure and was not 6 months pregnant as report had it. See the statement below:
"On behalf of the family….It is with a great sadness but grateful hearts that we announce the passing to glory due to lungs failure this morning of our God’s mouth piece, chorus leader, daughter, wife, sister, friend Kefee Branama Queen … May her beautiful, gentle and precious soul rest in perfect peace. Amen!!
PS: In contrast to all earlier rumors and stories in circulation, I do state that Kefee wasn’t 6 months pregnant and neither did she have pre-eclampsia.
For the family
Adeline Adelicious Adebayo, (Kefee’s UK Manager)"