ORANGE!!

Two Boys stole a bag of oranges from
their neighbour and decidedto go to a
quiet place to share the loot.
One of them suggested
the nearby cemetry. As
they were jumping the gate into the
cemetry, two oranges fell out of the
bag behind
the gate.
They didn't bother to pick them
because they had
enough in the bag. Minutes later, a
drunkard
coming from a local joint,
passing near the
cemetry gate heard a
voice;
One for me, one
for you, One for you, one
for me. He immediately
ran as fast as he could to meet the
local priest and said;
Father, come and
see God and Satan
sharing corpse at the cemetry. They
both ran back to the cemetry
gate. The Voice
continued; one for me, one for you,
one for you,
one for me.
All of a sudden, the voice stopped
counting and
said;
WHAT ABOUT THE
TWO AT THE GATE?. The priest and the
drunkard took to their heels!,d priest
ran nd ran to d extent dat he did'nt
remember to stop at his holy place
while d drunkard replaced staggin with 100 mtrs race!!!!!!