Photos from Venezuela Tattoo Expo

Above and many more below are scary though creative pictures from the four-day  Venezuela Tattoo International Expo which held in Caracas.

The performers as seen in the pictures have had implants, extreme dental work and even dye injected into their eyeballs to make them look as menacing as possible.

See more pictures after the cut...

Here Is The Inspired Photo Behind Our N10 Nigerian Currency

In case you do not know, the picture of the two (2) Fulani milk maids inspired the N10 note. Now you know, thank me later. Hehehe.

See fuller pictures after the cut...

30-Year-Old Mother Cuts Off Her 3-Year-Old Son's Genital

This is a very cruel and saddening story of a 30 year old Cameroonian mother who intentionally cut off her 3 year old son's sex organ in Manengole, Nkongsamba, Cameroon. Pictured above is Njankep Alexandre who is obviously in deep pain and presently in the intensive care unit (ICU) department of a protestant hospital in Ndoungue.

Njankep's mother who is presently in jail and awaiting trial is yet to say anything with respect to her cruel action. See a graphic picture of the cut genital after the cut... Viewer's discretion is advised...

African Cuisines: Spicy West African Peanut Soup

Thursday Cuisine for us all., This is a spicy African Peanut Soup prepared by African Cuisine and you too can try it out. See the recipe and directions below:

Recipe:
1. Palm Oil
2. Vegetables
3. Peanut Butter
4. Sugar
5. Salt
6. Pepper

Direction (4 steps only):
1. Heat the oil in a large saucepan over high heat.
2. Blend your vegetables.
3. Return the puree to the saucepan and stir in peanut butter.
4. Add sugar, salt and pepper.

PS: Send me yours so i can display whenever you try it. Enjoy!

Introducing CockLocks For Men

This is so so funny that i could not help but share. This is for doubting women who feel their men are unfaithful. It is on for sale now at the rate of $69 which in Nigerian currency is about N11,000 or thereabout so if you feel this can help your man be faithful, grab your copy now!

Busted: Embarrassing Moment Of A Head Teacher Who Can Not Read

A graduate head teacher; Mrs. Augusta Odemwinge of 20 years in profession as a teacher was exposed when Governor Adams Oshiomhole paid a surprise visit to the State Staff Training Centre at Asologun Primary School, Ikpoba Okha Local Government Area, Benin City. She could not even read a sworn affidavit she tendered as part of her credentials.

What is happening to the education sector in Nigeria. Laugh and laugh and laugh. God help Nigeria!

Gay Alert: Beach With My Boo

These guys are deeply in love and the atmosphere is a friendly and lovely one... What more can i say?

See more loved up pix after the cut...

Cuisine: Authentic Cameroonian Ndole

This is an authentic Cameroonian dish called Ndole which can also be known as Bitter-leaf casserole. It looks delicious so you can try it out.

Recipe (Bitter-leaf casserole)

Recipe Description:

6 Steps to complete

1. In a deep pot at medium fire, bring your meat to Boil
2. In a blender, blend to a paste peanuts previously boiled with ginger
3. In a new pot over medium fire, add the peanut oil
4. Taste the salt and season as needed with Maggi Bouillon
5. Add the crayfish (crushed dried shrimp)
6. Add the ndole (bitter leaf) and cook 10-15 minutes until you obtain a thick paste.

Courtesy: African Cuisine (thank you for sharing this cuisine with me and other readers).

Amma's Diary; Episode 1: Post Nysc Experience

Hello Everyone, welcome to the first episode of my diary... Amma's diary. 

Introduction: Amma's diary is all about my personal life experiences, day to day activities; trilling, adventurous and happy moments of Amaka Nwachukwu.

Sit and enjoy my diary post... Come rock my world!!

EPISODE 1 –POST-NYSC EXPERIENCE

After a year’s nation call (NYSC) and dedicated service of having served my father land; Nigeria, it was a bitter-sweet experience to be back home to my family. After all, family over everything. I just dey feel myself as per, expired corp member who must have been missed in the home after a year of service in one strange village in Oyo State, Nigeria. It was sweet in the sense that the trauma of seeing my Yoruba students with over 15 tribal marks on one face; diagonally, vertically, horizontally and diaverthorizon was over! The thoughts of going to the market once a week and eating stale food that will be on heat minimum 2 times a day X 7 days was also over… Omo, ko easy o! Worse of all, the annoying sound of my name from the mouth of indigenes in that village! It was so bad that I had to doubt the meaning of my name which I had borne for over 20 years before then. Some called me Emehka. Others, Amake and the rest Emeke or “omo ibo”.  Kai! These Yoruba fellas can make someone regret his name o! What is difficult in pronouncing “Amaka”. Shebi if I had told them my full is Uzoamaka, perhaps, they would pronounce it as what? Ozeomohka. Smh!

Now, to the other part. I know it is like a home-sweet tradition for a long missed fellow to be celebrated on her return. Mum giving me options for meal, boiling water for me to have my bath, younger ones all around me to run errands for “free”, folks calling for morning and night prayers and thanking God for me, everyone remembering one past incident which happened in my absence and telling me the stories. Well, it is normal to feel comfortable but I bet you, that wouldn’t last for a long time so I told myself; “Ama baby! Don’t feel too comfy with this o, once another long missed fellow comes after your return, you will be treated as normal just as the word “normal” sounds”.

A month went by and there I was, still wallowing in the luxury of everyone at my beck after all. Gradually, the tender loving care was depreciating and one morning, popsy called my full name in a loud harsh voice… “Uzoamaka!” My heart kept beating but a part of me was not convinced if I was actually the one he called in that manner because I should still be enjoying my celebrity state and the effect of one year absence na… Woh, fimile jare. The next thing I heard was the sound of my bedroom door open. Gosh! Dad is here!! “why are you still lying down on the bed at this time? Stand up from there and go wash my car”. Chineke!! na me be this?

Meet the Woman with the World's Biggest Hands

59-year-old Duangjay Samaksamam from Thailand is said to be the woman with the biggest hands ever! Having suffered from a rare medical condition "macrodystrophia lipomastosa" which leaves her limbs permanently swollen, she was deprived of a western education because she was ashamed of her condition and lived the first 20 years of her life as a recluse. Duangjay is also said to be the only in this world to experience the rare condition from shoulder to fingers on both hands. According to plastic surgeon; Dr Eiju Uchinuma:

 

"This case is very rare. Both her arms are enlarged. Her arms and hands are enormous so they swell badly but it could be worse. My diagnosis is that she is the first and only person in the world who has Macrodystrophia Lipomatosa from shoulders to her fingers on both arms."

"The cause of the disease is unknown and is therefore incurable."

Duangjay who decided to live the rest of her life indoor as a result of the embarrassment she faced was forced to come out of hiding at the age of 20 to earn a living in order to care for her elderly parents, and take over running the family grocery shop. She said;

" My hands are so heavy I can barely lift them to comb or shampoo my hair, it's very difficult.     Getting dressed is also very difficult and painful.

"Some doctors said the only solution was to cut off my hands if I wished to walk around freely. But I don't want to do that.'They removed about 700 grams of fat and blood out of my hands but after a month it just grew back"

More photos after the cut...

Video: 9-Year-Old Boy Slaps His Mum So Badly For Being Dump & High On Heroine

She was high on heroine and so her 9-year-old son gave her a piece of his sober feeling by giving her slaps of life! Screaming  "mummy, wake up. Can you talk to me? Wake up" i can hear the pain in his voice. What manner of a mother is this?

See the video after the cut...

Second Wedding For 9-year-old Boy & His 61-year-old Wife

Tradition in an African region (South Africa) has compelled a 9-year-old boy to marry a 61-year-old woman old enough to be mother. See the annoying video of this old mama kissing her 9-year-old husband with her 66-year-old husband by her side. Video below...

Trades And Wishes Could Be Unfavourable

 

A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed at home. He wanted her to see what he went through each day, so he prayed:  "Dear Lord, i go to work every day and put in 8 hours of hard work, while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please create a trade in our bodies". God, in His infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.

The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened his kids, set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to school, came home, picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners and stopped at the bank to draw money to pay the electricity and telephone bills.

He drove to the electricity company and the phone company and paid the bills, went grocery shopping, came home and put away the groceries. He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog. By then it was already 1:00 pm, so he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry, vacuum dust, sweep and mop the kitchen floor.

He rushed to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home which he had to sort out in a gentle 'motherly' fashion. He set out cookies and milk and got the kids organised to do their homework, then set up the ironing board and was able to watch a bit of TV while he did the ironing. By then it was 4:30pm, so he began peeling potatoes and washed greens for salads. He prepared the chops and fresh vegetables and got everything ready in time for an early dinner.

After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed.

At 9:00 pm he was exhausted and although his chores weren't finished for the day, he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed to get through without complaining. The next morning he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said; "Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day. Please, O please, let us trade back!"

The lord in his infinite wisdom, replied; "My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were. You'll just have to wait 9 months though, because you got pregnant last night!"

Learn your lessons, be contented with whatever you have and try not to be envious or make silly wishes...

Amma's diary would be coming up soon right here... The story of my adult life... #watchout#

Be Careful, A Kid Could Pick It Up

 

A woman was passing by and saw two kids blowing what seemed like a ballon from a distance but at a closer look, she discovered it was indeed a used condom. She got angry with the kids, collected and discarded the disgusting thing.

After spanking the kids, she then walked away. The older of the two in a bid to console the younger said; "Don't mind her, let her go with it after all we've drank all the milk."

Caution...

HELP FROM THE UNEXPECTED!!

 

It was about eight o’clock p.m when her son who was asthmatic developed some complications. He had to be rushed to the nearest hospital about 1km away or else it would be fatal. She called a neighbor who had a car but the neighbor said the car had no fuel;she called the pastor, who said he had visiting pastors from USA and could not leave them alone. She decided to carry the son to the hospital; she could not imagine loosing her only child with the same sickness that a few months earlier had killed the husband. She had a problem with her leg and could not move fast enough and the son was also heavy for her to move faster. 

Along the way she met people rushing home from work who just starred at her. She tried to beg them for help but they ignored her. She also tried to stop passing vehicles but they never responded. She fell many times but she had to keep moving. Then a man who was mad and used to roam the streets naked noticed her. He came running towards her and took the son from her. She could not talk but just pointed the direction of the hospital. The crazy naked man could understand perfectly well what she meant since he saw the desperate boy struggling for breath. 

He put him on the shoulder and told the woman “all will be well” as he ran towards the hospital. The doctors on seeing the crazy man knew something was really wrong and attended to the boy immediately. Ten minutes later the mother arrived and the doctor broke the news “if he was brought five minutes later than that he would have died” The mad man is long dead and the woman too died some years back but the boy now a man today owns one of the biggest private hospitals. The hospital offers free asthma treatments. 

God doesn’t have to use Bishops, Pastors, politicians and rich people with cars, to rescue or bless you. No matter what may come your way, no matter what you are going through, your life is in his hands and I know you will make it. For there’s a friend in God who will wipe away your tears.

Have a beautiful day ahead! *much love*

The Queen Of England Has Worn This Shoe For 50 Years And Still Counting

88-years-old Queen of England, Queen Elizabeth II still rocks her classic black shoe which she purchased for £1,000 (approximately) when she was about 38-year-old. Wearing the same shoe over and over for years would definitely not favour the heels so all she does is re-heel the sole/heel whenever it wears out. *i can imagine*.

According to reports, she initially started out with a brown pair in 1969,but switched to black and hasn't worn any other shoe since then. See more photos of the shoe at occasions attended by the Queen...

8-Months Old Pregnant US Olympian; Alysia Montano Runs 800M Race

 28-year old US Olympian, Alysia Montano who is 34 weeks pregnant( 8 1/2 months pregnant) surprises all as she participates in the 800 Meter race of yesterday at the Hornet Stadium in Sacramento, California. She received a standing ovation from the spectators after she completed the race in 2 minutes, 32.13 seconds. Omo dada!!

 

Did i hear you scream? well, her doctor gave her the go-ahead as it is medically believed not to be harmful to the foetus. Alysia says:

 

"I've been running throughout my pregnancy and I felt really, really good during the whole process."

"'That took away any fear of what the outside world might think about a woman running during her pregnancy."

"What I found out mostly was that exercising during pregnancy is actually much better for the mom and the baby...I did all the things I normally do...I just happened to be pregnant. This is my normal this year" 

 

More photos of the athlete after the cut...

David Zinyama Is Such A Nasty Photo Editing Guru. LMAO!!!

David Zinyama is such a nasty photographer who can edit any kind of picture (gobe!!), put himself in place of any male spouse and this is perfectly done. David who is a Manchester based photographer who has been messing around with photos of Michelle Obama (replacing Obama with himself), Beyonce (replacing Jay Z with himself) and even Kim Kardashian (wedding photos and family photos, replacing Kanye with himself) and this looks so so real!

See the photos for yourself and rate this guy. 10/10 for me. lol

Mario Balotelli Wants A Kiss From The Queen Of England If Italy Beats Costa Rica

Italian striker, Mario Balotelli has made out his intention known to all who care to listen. His tweet  above says it all that if Italy beats Cost Rica in their next game; "i want a kiss, obviously on the cheek, from the UK Queen". lol. My brother, you go wait forever!

This request though!Well, today is their game against Costa Rica. 5pm Nigeria time! Let's see how it goes!!

Lupita Nyong'o Covers July Edition Of Vogue Magazine

 

Wow. My girl is super favoured!! Just in one year and she has so much recognition from across the globe. The Oscar winning award diva covers July edition of Vogue Magazine and i tell you it is an achievement many will die for. It is really an incredible breakout year for her!

 

More photos from the magazine after the cut...

Kefee's Body Yet To Arrive Nigeria

Unconfirmed reports had it that the remains of Kefee who died June 13 of lungs failure had arrived Nigeria. Well, i was guilty of that too though i stated categorically that it was an unconfirmed report which was culled from The Net.

However, Kefee's husband, Terry Don Momoh revealed through Kefee's publicist that her body is still in the mortuary in Las Vegas and not yet arrived Nigeria just as he says it is a tedious process; not easy at all!



May her soul continue to rest.

Mercy Aigbe Celebrates Son's 4th Birthday

Actress Mercy Aigbe marks her son's 4th birthday in school with his friends. Juwon looks just like his mummy! #strikingresemblance.


More photos when you continue...

Keyamo & 22 Others Shortlisted For SAN Award

Festus Keyamo

Contained in the statement released yesterday by the Registrar of the Supreme Court and Secretary to the LPPC, Mr. Sunday Olarundahunsi were the names of shortlisted candidates for the upcoming SAN (Senior Advocate of Nigeria) Awards. Popular Lagos lawyer, Mr. Festus Keyamo and 22 others were selected for a preparatory interview in respect of the award.

The preparatory interview is scheduled for July 8 and 9, 2014 and the LLPC has made it open for all and sundry (general public) to comment on the integrity, reputation and competence of the applicant on or before July 7, 2014;
“This serves to notify the general public that the under listed applicants have been found worthy to attend the interview preparatory to the award of the rank of Senior Advocate of Nigeria, 2014, ”

“The interview dates shall be on the 8th and 9th July, 2014. The general public is at liberty to comment on the integrity, reputation and competence of any of the applicants. Such comments if any shall reach the undersigned on or before 7th of July, 2014.”

Below are the names of the shortlisted candidates for the SAN award:

 

 

 

1.  Festus Keyamo
2.  Gerald- Godwin Ezeuko (Jnr)
3.  Samuel Zibiri
4.  Dr. Joshua Olukayode Olatoke
5.  Dr. Adewale Adedamola Olawoyin
6.  Olusola Olaseni Idowu
7.  Chukwudi Obieze
8.  Kevin Chukwudi Nwufo
9.  Chief Wale Taiwo
10. Dr. Theophilus Akinpelu Onigbinde
11. Teslim Busari.
12. Olatunde Oluranti Adejuyigbe
13. Richard Ayodele Akintunde
14. Sylvanus Ogwemoh
15. Adewale Adesokan
16. Tawo Tawo
17. Andrew Igbokwe
18. Chike Onyemenam
19. Fredson Chijioke Okoli
20. Dr. Amuda-Kannike Abiodun
21. Oluwakemi Balogun
22. Ahamefula Ikechukwu Ejelam
23. Hakeem Afolabi Olatunde.

Also contained in the released statement by the LPPC is a threat to withdraw the SAN rank of a lawyer, Mr. Jadegoke Badejo, if he does not desist from engaging in “professional misconduct”. 

The committee said upon investigating a petition against Badejo, it decided to warn him against unprofessional practices.

Kefee’s Body Arrives Nigeria For Burial. Memorial Service Holds Tomorrow

An unconfirmed report has it that the remains of gospel singer, Kefee who died of lungs failure in a US hospital had arrived Nigeria for burial ceremony which is reported to take place later this month.

Her body which arrived into the country yesterday at about 4:00pm via a Delta Airline was received by her family members at the Murtala Muhammed Airport, Lagos.

A memorial service in honour of late singer, Obareki Irikefe Evelyn Don Momoh, popularly known as Kefee is scheduled to take place tomorrow, Thursday, June 19, by 6 pm, in Los Angeles.

May her soul rest in peace.

Culled from The Net.

2Baba Don Vex

It is one thing to recognise 2Baba as a father of all nations, it is another to always mention him whenever matters arise. See provocation! "No be prick we come measure 4 here o! So no dey involve me 4 that kd talk abeg". Lol

When Selfies Go Wrong

 

Selfie gone bad! Can you spot it? Lol. See another hilarious photo of a selfie below...

APC Customised Shoe

This is a customised shoe for the All Progressives Congress (APC). Grab your copy now!!! lol. See another photo below.

Eniola Badmus Flaunts Perfume Collection

All these show off sometimes doesn't really make sense to me. Nice one though.

Beverly Osu Covers House Of Maliq Exclusive June Edition On Blond Hair

Hey Bev, you look great on that cover! Sexy and "blondish". Nice try girl! See more pages after the cut...

His Royal Hotness Flavour Flaunts His Bang Body!

This guy's physique is not of this world o. No wonder the likes of Dillish want to die there! Oops! I see your butt man! lol