Wednesday, 30 May 2012

WHICH OF THESE ARE YOU??

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NOW LET'S BE TOTALLY HONEST (Which of these are you?) DIFFERENT LEVELS OF FART The Vain Person One who loves the smell of his own f...

STOCK MARKET!!

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Once upon a time in a village, a man appearedand announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for $10. The villagers seeing thatt...

AFRICANS!!

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WHY AFRICANS ARE ALWAYS TIRED… by the way its not laziness, here is the reason; ….. ……………… For a couple of years many Africans have be...

MIND UR LANGUAGE!!

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There were these 4 guys, a Russian, a German, an American and a French, who found this small genie bottle. When they rubbed the bottle, ...

BRILLIANT!!

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Aunty Susan was having a problem with Fego in her class. Fego said 'M'am, I should be in SS3, Ï'm smarter than my sister ...

MARRIAGE TYPE!!

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Three couples marry and stay at the same hotel for their honeymoons, where they are taken care of by Prof the bellboy. The first man ma...

PRANKS!!PRANK LADY: good morning Dj RADIO STATION: Good morning,wat cn i do foru LADY: Please,I'll like to get two tickets for the Nama Awards show this weekend ... RADIO STATION: Well,you'll get the tickets for free only if you play a prank on someone on air&make them belive it. LADY: That's ok Radio station: Are you married? Do you have kids? LADY: Yes,i hv gt 1 RADIO STATION: Gud,you will call your husband&tell him he is not d father of ur son. LADY: Wow,that's a big one. RADIO STATION: Well it depends on how bad you want the tickets and anyway we will be live on air listening and step into tell him it's all prank. LADY: Ok,let's do this cause I really want d tickets. RADIO: Ok,where is he right now? LADY: He's at d office. His number is...(radio station calls the husband) LADY: Helo Love! HUSBAND: Hi Baby! LADY: How is work? HUSBAND: Gud,can't wait to get back home & make sweet luv 2u. LADY: Me too! But em...dia's something I need 2 tell you. HUSBAND: Ok I'm all ears dear! LADY: swt u kno dat i luv u isn't HUSBAND: Yes I do! LADY: And we promised 2 always be sincere 2 each oda? HUSBAND: Yes we did,u're startin 2 scare me dear,pls, wat is it? LADY: Something happened in my office Nine years ago. HUSBAND: what happened? LADY: The annual xmas party we had in d office 9yrs ago I got drunk&had sex wit a co- worker...em,u are not d father of our son, HUSBAND: What! Lady: I just felt u shld know HUSBAND: Are u crazy? LADY: I'm sori luv, 4give me, I jst needed 2 getit off my chest. HUSBAND: I can't believe dis. LADY: am sori luv,pls 4giv me. HUSBAND: You want 4givnes? Ok u av to 4giv dis,I have been sleepin with ur sista for d past5yrs. Even yestaday I went home at lunch and made passionate love to your sister. RADIO STATION: Oh God! LADY: What did u just say? HUSBAND: You heard me,we just confessed our sins to each other,Is there someone dia with you? RADIO STATION: Sir,dis is Power FM & u are onair.We asked ur wife to play a prank on u so uguys can get tickets to go watch the Nama live show dis weekend. HUSBAND: Oh shit!

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PRANK LADY: good morning Dj RADIO STATION: Good morning,wat cn i do foru LADY: Please,I'll like to get two tickets for the Nama Awar...
Tuesday, 15 May 2012

USEFULNESS OF MANGO!!!

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Mango for memory? It turns out that Mangoes are excellent in improving the concentration of children and it also helps to improve their...
Tuesday, 8 May 2012

USE OF TOMATO AS A NATURAL REMEDY!!!!

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Natural Home Remedies using Tomato The tomato is truly an amazing fruit. It is known to have many health benefits such as reducing the risk ...
Monday, 7 May 2012

SHAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Mrs Prince was sure that Mr Prince - her husband was cheating on her and having an affair with the maid. So she laid down a trap. One even...

QUESTION!!!!!!!!!

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The Lagos State Medical Doctors were on Strike. A senior Doc was in a hurry to join his colleague in the protest while in the theatre on a...

MORE DAN ENOUGH SEXUAL SATISFACTION!!!

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Mr Tobias - a farmer ordered a high tech milking machine. Since the equipment arrived when his wife was out of town, he decided to test it...

WHO SMART PASS?

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A married lady was going into an hotel with her boyfriend when she jam her husband coming out of that hotel with his girlfriend. On sighting...

Madness pass madness

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A psychiatrist wanted to know how many of his patients have been cured of madness, so he assembled them in a classroom and drew a big door...
Monday, 30 April 2012

HELP FROM THE UNEXPECTED!!

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Touching story. It was about eight o’clock p.m when her son who was asthmatic developed some complications. He had to be rushed to the nea...
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Thursday, 26 April 2012

LOL!!!!!!

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A nun with big boobs entered a bus. She has a rosary around her neck with the cross hanging btw her boobs. The guy beside her couldnt help s...

SHAKARA!!!

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A boy said to a girl: "I can make you say "I LOVE YOU" Girl: No way!, u cant do that. Boy: Lets bet Girl: Alright Boy: ok...

BE CAREFUL, A KID COULD PICK IT UP!!!!

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A woman was passing by and saw two kids blowing what seemed like a ballon from a distance but at a closer look, she discovered it was indeed...
Monday, 23 April 2012

TRADES & WISHES COULD BE UNFAVOURABLE!!

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A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed at home. He wanted her to see what he went through each day, so he...
Thursday, 19 April 2012

HOW FUNNY RICH HOMES COULD BE..

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Rich people no go kill me o. I went with a friend to visit a very rich family. The maid approached me and..... see me see trouble oooo. Qu...
Monday, 16 April 2012

FOOD FOR THOUGHT SEASON 1

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Lessons to learn in life season 1 Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you ...